I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
