I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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