K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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