This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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