We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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