i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can I color on your dick again?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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