we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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