It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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