she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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