I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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