Umm I'm too high to move.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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