We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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