I like to think it a success when the cops are called
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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