what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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