So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
you never un-have a 4some
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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