Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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