Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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