and you said cock pushups were impossible
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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