So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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