Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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