The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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