Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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