I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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