this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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