It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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