saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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