he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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