I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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