There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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