Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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