why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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