Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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