trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Hippo gnu deer
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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