About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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