8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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