kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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