My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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