if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize