it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
