i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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