New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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