Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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