Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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