The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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