Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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