girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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