Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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