he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Oh Jesus.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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