What a fucking waste of an outfit
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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