i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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