dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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i've created a new STD.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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