so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
