btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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