therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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