low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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