like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Randomize
